I'm not lying when I say this tweet brought a tear to my eye
Thank you Jorts
All of us on tumblr beating back the horror of being known professionally with sticks
Richard Nixon levitating
I have a framed copy of the second image on my living room gallery wall
See
Those loony Christian signs listing all the types of sinners who will go to Hell (ABORTIONISTS SATANISTS GAMBLERS FORNICATORS) always make me feel bad because I know I’d fall under a lot more categories if I just got out more. It’s introvert shaming, that’s what it is.
wyd if you get out of confessional and check facebook and your priest just posted "ugh the lord's children are traumadumping to me again 🙄"
i wanna make food for somebody 🥺😭
i wanna throw a hand grenade in my toilet
with somebody who loves me
The same thing happened when Airbnb started as “you got a spare room? why not rent it out to a visitor for a few nights? you get some extra cash and they get a nice place to stay while they visit the city” and it immediately turned into “I’m gonna buy up every available unit in this condo building downtown and rent them out short term, contributing to massive rent increases, severe housing shortages, loud inconsiderate assholes treating places where people are supposed to live like cheap no-restriction hotels, and then bitch and moan when Airbnb gets banned from my building before just continuing on anyway”
cakes for when you die and get brought back but there's something wrong with you and everyone can tell